pros and cons

my bf always told me, if there's 10 girls out there, 8 of them would wish to be either a flight attendant, a model, or a celeb. of course, i will always fight with him and defend myself.

i remember when i was young, no matter in tuition centre or school, whenever teacher asked us to write an essay with title 'about me', or 'my ambition' (ie. 我的自述,我的自愿), i will always end up writing i wanna be a lawyer, teacher, doctor, police or nurse etc etc. hey, those were small kid's super idol lo.

so seems flight attendant always portrays a 'bimbo' reputations, i would like to share with u all how glamour a flight attendant can be. (in my company)

1) during transit time, we hav to collect the rubbish in the cabin that left by passengers. clean the chips that left over the carpet by ninja passengers coz there are holes in their mouth. (dats y now AA ban selling chips on board)

2) we hav to check the toilet every 30 minutes. check means, clean indirectly. vomitting, periods, wrongly aim or shits. YES WE HAV TO BLOODY CLEAN IT.

3) the carts that we used is bloody heavy, and we have to pull in n out everytime. i hav lotsa muscle now.

4) this one shows that we're super bimbo. we hav to smile all the time even scolded by passengers.

5) in my company, there's alot of OGK (orang gila kuasa). so when u're flying with ogk on the particular day, ur life will be terribly miserable cause u might tiok taruh in anytime.


further explainations:-

1) humans are very ego. when they pay for certain amount, they expect to use the service for all. do u litters anywhere in ur own house? if u dont, pls dun do it in public. is that not we dun do rubbish collections, u give a lil bit of co-operation can save us lotsa time.

2) use ur common sense, if u felt like vomit at home, will u vomin in the toilet bowl or in the basin? but some ppls are so **wow im damn rich i can travel with aircraft** clever to vomit in the basin. vomit in basin means, stuck, stuck means, WE HAV TO FIX IT UP.

there was once a Hanoi flight, when i wanna step into the toilet, i saw there's few drops of bloods on the floor n toilet bowl, MAN IM GONNA CRAZY I TELL U. dun tell me u suspect ppls doing abortion in the toilet or commit suicide, so obvious it is period okay. apparently those ppls dun believe that ppl can do curse thru periods -.-"

the wrongly aim case that happens in every flight. hello guys, when u stand and pee, wat is ur hand doing that time ? can u pls hold ur 'brother' and aim properly? even if the aircraft is shaky or u TER WRONGLY AIM, can u pls use the hand towel and wipe it off ? is not that i ask u to clean ppl's, is ur's, UR'SSSSSS !!!

3) about the cart things, nothing much i can further explain coz we got no choice T____T

4) hmm. this is SO NOT ME. but wat to do, i've said that putting on the red uniform somehow allows me to wear a mask which is totally not me. LOL. ppls who know me well surely know my personality. i wont keep myself shut if ppl trying to mess with me or scold me for no reason. but hey, my kungfu reach the highest level already i can control my temper very well now. but for those who is really really too grumpy and skb, i will still laser, in a very polite and smiling method and cursing deep in my heart.

5) this is a very hard opening for me. flight attendant hav to be very very courteous, no only to the passengers, but to our fellow colleagues. i totally cannot accept it when i started flying coz i hav to introduce myself to EVERY crew that were in the office when i was there. 'hi morning im so and so nice to meet u' walao is not that everyone will remember u lo. but for ur own safety u better do so coz u might miss out the ogk if u dint do so, and the next time u fly with them, ur life will be super miserable coz they will try their best to taruh u. and most of those ppls are with surname:马. name: 来人 . super duper gila kuasa lo thank god im now consider as 'quite' senior and know most of the ppls ad so no more this kind of life for me. but still, there are some old horse there where i still need to do so sometimes. *roll eyes until eye ball drops*

im so lazy to talk about the pros now.. update again next time..