Wednesday, August 27, 2008

of politics

frankly, i dun really know much about the politic issues and i never felt curious about that. anyway, my bf is so kepo he knows everything and always brainwash me with those issues so i actually got to gain a lil bit of knowledge thru him.

anyway, big congrats to Anwar for winning the Permatang Pauh seat with 15,671 majority. finally there's a lil hopes of changing.

imma gonna celebrate the merdeka on air i hope those fireworks doesn't strike the aircraft. i think that celebrating merdeka has becoming a sake of celebrating rather than to remember the comes and sacrifices of our independence day.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

365 days ago

exactly 26th aug 07, im officially employed by airasia bhd. with 2 months of initial course training, i've been flying for 10 months!! man i never expect i got such a good patient and endurance u know. seriously, flying is not that fun.

*playback*
when i finished my diploma last year n enjoying ass shaking and freelancing life, i surf thru airasia.com n wanted to get a flight ticket back to kbr for hungry ghost month praying ceremony. and when i surf around in the web i found there's some applications form for flight attendant n i juz send for the sake of send. few days later, they called me up for interview n i got the shocked of my life. i never expect they will call thou.

fyi, i attended the interview without letting my parents know, and without knowing wat shud i prepared and i juz go! my bf send me to lcct and waited me for the whole day from 8am to 4pm, u can answer y i love him so much. so i've gone thru all interview session on that day and leaving lcct with 'watever la'. and never expect much.

there's 5 session, there's around 100++ of us went and only 15 of us gone thru the last session. the last session was 5 panel vs 1 me. i remember one of them asked me 'so u've saw our flight attendants out there, all of them are well groomed with nice make ups, y u seems like never put on any make up?' and guess wat i answered.. 'oh, i thought u all would like to see our nature complexions as everyone will looks nice on make ups.' well, i guess they're really inspired with my answer facts im sucker in make up. and i dun even know who is the founder of airasia that time call me a loser. 马来人 are very kiasu they summore print out the company's history n start memorising it and end up failed.

few days later i went back to kbr like nothing happens. and i get second shock of my life when they called n asked me to do medical check up. means THEY GONNA EMPLOY ME IF IM NOT HAVING ANY DISEASE OR AIDS. at first i postponed the medical check up, awhile on later they insisted me to go for medical check up the next day as the class they arrange me to go will start soon.

after discussing with my parents, my mom so supportive n went to travel agency n get me a MAS flight back to kul the next morning for check ups (coz aa full flight) and left the unhappy dad alone, my dad is so antique he dun like me to take this job. so i've only travel on MAS for twice in my life, n that was the last time. (now im a big time aa supporter)

lam nua look for interview

Monday, August 18, 2008

KBR

omg seems im having all morning flight in these 4 working days, imma going back to KBR after my last morning flight tomorrow to spend my 2 days off in KBR!! oh im such a happy girl. anyway the hongkong flight was okay coz the asshole leading dint bother to bully us at all as she's under leading probation n observation (too many complains).

yesterday i was on standby 1 and get called up to shenzhen. walao the immigrations officer over there is so damn strict bcoz of olympic. after i clear all the crew's passport and passed thru the scanning part, walao they scan my body for around 10 minutes bcoz the scanning things keep on flashing. i told them the thing will flashing coz there's magnet in my ID&AirportPassHolder then they kept on asking me to take out the magnet. HELLO im leaving ur country in 30 mins time la do u think im able to plant a bomb in ur place with only 7 crew passports in my hand?! and how am i suppose to take out the magnet as it is sew inside the leather holder? man, pls save ur time and do something better la.

Friday, August 15, 2008

im flying to hong kong with an asshole a kaki taruh leading tomorrow. bless me :(

Thursday, August 14, 2008

pet

i cant actually remember how many pets that i've owned exactly since i was young. but in half month of times later, IMMA GONNA GET MY PARCIAN KITTEN ngeh ngeh ngeh!! i've never plan to get a pet in kl seems im staying in apartments and pets would be troublesome coz we need to bring them out for walk n shit etc etc.

but 2 days ago when im on duty to macau i flew with this steward mr paul leong. thru the chit chatting session on 4 hours flight i get to know that he owned a cat n i felt funny at first. and he told me that there's one pet shop in nilai where they sell this very cute parsian kitten in a very reasonable price. so i find it abit interested already but still i hav to consider about the shits the furs the maintainance fees of getting a pet.

so today is my day off and im so free so smsed the sister who is back in hometown n see whether she's interested anot den she replied me 'wah get the cat'. so im very kan cheong and straight away sms paul n ask him to check out the availability of the kittens in the pet shops. few hours later paul replied n said the white color parsian male kitten only left one which the tail is not so nice n others is all female. wa potong stim lo im abit sien ad then awhile later he called again said there's another group of kitten which is in grey color.

after considering n discussing everything we plan to get the grey one. but the kitten is still very small so must stay together with the mother, i can only get it half months later :)))))) man i hope it will be cute forever dun turns out to be like my dog back in hometown bloody cute when small den very ugly when it is grown. i'll donate the cat if it is not cute.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

my bf juz told me he dreamt that i died on a hanoi flight. -.-"""

Saturday, August 9, 2008

vain

this post is specially dedicated for mslimcurly. if u find it eyesore or heart attack, pls proceed to the next entry thankiu.


hi do i look like a princess ?



wat about this ?



actually im like this in real :)


eh i dint put on false eyelashes la coz my ori ones is enuff for me n i find it hard to open my eyes if i put on the false one, thus im afriad that i hav to purposely open my eyes big.

firefly

to 2 humans i told them im going to watch firefly yesterday, and both of them give me the exactly question. the airlines ah? y go kuala selangor, i tot in subang airport? walau i got so noobz anot goto see folker aircraft in subang? (finally this is an entry abt real firefly. i've been read thru so many ppls complains abt firefly the airlines in their blog)

so yesterday was 080808 and my super bf said wanna create a memory in our life, so we plan to go kuala selangor to see firefly and we left home after confirm the locations and maps thru internet.

actually so-so only lo. in the web pages itself, they've written that we are advised to bring our own insect repellent. i tot the repellent is used to spray firefly coz there might be lotsa firefly attacking humans ?!

the journey takes us around 2 hours from sunway to kuala selangor and it is around 730pm when we're there. to my suprise i felt that im foreigner coz all the ppls there were japanese and suddenly pop up 2 malaysian who speaks mandarin. watever, the entry tickets cost rm12 per adults.

we'll take boat cruise thru the river, or i should say 'teh'. coz the water is like teh ice's color if it is teh ice must be damn nice coz it is super 'KAO' type of teh. our boat start cruising from 8 when the sky is dark. same thing, me n my bf were in the boat with the japanese. when cruising time, we're not allowed to take any pictures coz the flashes will scare off the fireflies (or they scare dat we can see there's all bulb in the pictures -.-) and hav to kept quiet throughout the journey. the cruising journey takes us around half n hour. their boats got no noise at all one lehhh!

I TOT THE FIREFLY IS EVERYWHERE IN THE SKY BUT HELL NO! all the fireflies hide in the tree on the riverside. quite nice la flashing here n there like christmas tree but they only hide on one kind of tree. den i told my bf 'yalor因为那个树比较容易装那个灯ma' seriously i suspect that fireflies was fake one to con foreigners coz the light all flashes at the same time. after that we can see la the lights actually is moving one means the firefly is flying lo.

i remember my boss ever said that firefly can only live for 1 week or few days time coz their life is very weak. (in other word he meant MAS give the correct name to their sub airlines coz they wont live any longer heh heh) anyway m still glad that i've seen so much of firefly b4 they gone vanish and been to that place so that i know it is not a nice place overall.

WALAO THE INSECT REPELLENT IS USED TO AVOID MOSQUITOES. i think the mosquitoes even much more than firefly lo. and the river is dirty where u can see so many rubbish floating on the surface den u will kept on suspect whether that one is rubbish or crocodile T___T.

after that we left and was thinking to go for seafood coz kuala selangor's seafood is heard to be very fresh n cheap. but then we cancel the plan coz we're rushing to redbox in low yat to meet up with frens. dats it my 080808 gone juz like that :) i missed the opening ceremony of olympic :(

p/s: if u ever think that place is super romantic n think about proposing ur gf there, better NO. bcoz u will end up propose mosquitoes and a very bo mood's gf. and dun ever rent the chalet there coz u'll be staying in a kampung where there's nothing but mosquitoes around u.


on the way


finally we're reaching


behind us was the chalet.


the entry tickets


boats and teh


very anticipated punya japanese


saw this when we left redbox 4am. so sweet of them T____T

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

rest day

im supposed to do shenzhen flight now and i juz woke up. i missed the flight with marian neela the superb leading crew BECOZ TODAY IS MY REST DAY !

rest day means im not fit to fly today. let say if im having day off, the flight operations dept can call me to go for flight if they really short of crew and provided extra pay coz it is day off. rest day means, they CANT call me to go for flight at all no matter wat happens bcoz im suppose to rest due to the high working hours the previous day.

yeah, in my entire life, this is my first time working for 13 hours, BLOODY 13 HOURS ! all credited to stupid typhoon in guangzhou. my reporting time was 310pm in the afternoon yesterday, alrite everything was settled and 4 hours later, we're holding on air for like 20 minutes due to the really bad weather and we cant land. im P4 infront with leading and both of us were so scared coz the lightening and thunderstorm keep flashing n strike the aircraft.

i told my leading, thats it our flight back to KUL will be delayed for sure coz they typhoon attacked guangzhou for few nite straight ad. so we manage to land lastly at 830pm. it was raining like cats and dogs out there, after pax disembarked and pax are going to kul all boarded, we was suppose to leave latest by 9pm, and we were bloody delayed on ground for 3 hours!! and there's 30+ other aircrafts was delayed.

my roster touch down time in KL suppose to be on 1am. so i smsed the bf ask him to pick me up by 230am. after dragging and waiting for cleareance to go by ATC, most of the pax like never eat for bloody 10000 centuries n keep on making noise, so we hav to do service on ground. when it was like 1030pm, captain asked if any of us felt exhausted and needs a nightstop in guangzhou, my leading straight away point at me coz im actually having nose block and sore throat. so my set crew, captain n fo is all under my hands, if i said i need nightstop, all of us are not going back n stay in guangzhou for one nite, of course pax also nightstop la. so after discuss with my crew, we plan to go back. so we all juz sit in the aircraft n wait for the cleareance again.

actually its quite fun delaying provided u're flying with marvelous set of crew. had quite lotsa fun even my body is very heaty coz im P4 and before leaving kl that time i hav to do boarding n weather in kl was super duper hot can melts.

at 1130, we finally got clearance to depart, and when i wanna sms my bf ask him to pick me up at 4am in the morning, i couldn't sent any single sms and when i check my credit, it is bloody rm1.45 and scare the shit out of me. i remember i still hav around rm20 and my leading told me, it is rm2 per sms to sent from gz to msia. OMFG! sipe ko lian my bf waited for me from 230am until 4am in the airport MUAHAHAHA.

departed at 1145pm n touched down in kul at around 340am. after that went up to office we summore met the crew who do morning guangzhou flight where their reporting time is at 445am. man never in my entire life i finish work at 4am in the morning. so my whole set of crew were having rest day today. tomorrow was my standby 3 and there's 80% possibility of not getting call up. wat can i do ?



deng. surprisingly, u saw the 05aug08, 4.06am ? -.- i saw this things on the LCD screen that hang up high in the flight attendant department. I GOT GUEST COMPLIMENTS weiii. super suprise lo u know i know y la. ya my picture is sengek bcoz the slide show is running ma. aww.. so touch T___T

Sunday, August 3, 2008

pros and cons

my bf always told me, if there's 10 girls out there, 8 of them would wish to be either a flight attendant, a model, or a celeb. of course, i will always fight with him and defend myself.

i remember when i was young, no matter in tuition centre or school, whenever teacher asked us to write an essay with title 'about me', or 'my ambition' (ie. 我的自述,我的自愿), i will always end up writing i wanna be a lawyer, teacher, doctor, police or nurse etc etc. hey, those were small kid's super idol lo.

so seems flight attendant always portrays a 'bimbo' reputations, i would like to share with u all how glamour a flight attendant can be. (in my company)

1) during transit time, we hav to collect the rubbish in the cabin that left by passengers. clean the chips that left over the carpet by ninja passengers coz there are holes in their mouth. (dats y now AA ban selling chips on board)

2) we hav to check the toilet every 30 minutes. check means, clean indirectly. vomitting, periods, wrongly aim or shits. YES WE HAV TO BLOODY CLEAN IT.

3) the carts that we used is bloody heavy, and we have to pull in n out everytime. i hav lotsa muscle now.

4) this one shows that we're super bimbo. we hav to smile all the time even scolded by passengers.

5) in my company, there's alot of OGK (orang gila kuasa). so when u're flying with ogk on the particular day, ur life will be terribly miserable cause u might tiok taruh in anytime.


further explainations:-

1) humans are very ego. when they pay for certain amount, they expect to use the service for all. do u litters anywhere in ur own house? if u dont, pls dun do it in public. is that not we dun do rubbish collections, u give a lil bit of co-operation can save us lotsa time.

2) use ur common sense, if u felt like vomit at home, will u vomin in the toilet bowl or in the basin? but some ppls are so **wow im damn rich i can travel with aircraft** clever to vomit in the basin. vomit in basin means, stuck, stuck means, WE HAV TO FIX IT UP.

there was once a Hanoi flight, when i wanna step into the toilet, i saw there's few drops of bloods on the floor n toilet bowl, MAN IM GONNA CRAZY I TELL U. dun tell me u suspect ppls doing abortion in the toilet or commit suicide, so obvious it is period okay. apparently those ppls dun believe that ppl can do curse thru periods -.-"

the wrongly aim case that happens in every flight. hello guys, when u stand and pee, wat is ur hand doing that time ? can u pls hold ur 'brother' and aim properly? even if the aircraft is shaky or u TER WRONGLY AIM, can u pls use the hand towel and wipe it off ? is not that i ask u to clean ppl's, is ur's, UR'SSSSSS !!!

3) about the cart things, nothing much i can further explain coz we got no choice T____T

4) hmm. this is SO NOT ME. but wat to do, i've said that putting on the red uniform somehow allows me to wear a mask which is totally not me. LOL. ppls who know me well surely know my personality. i wont keep myself shut if ppl trying to mess with me or scold me for no reason. but hey, my kungfu reach the highest level already i can control my temper very well now. but for those who is really really too grumpy and skb, i will still laser, in a very polite and smiling method and cursing deep in my heart.

5) this is a very hard opening for me. flight attendant hav to be very very courteous, no only to the passengers, but to our fellow colleagues. i totally cannot accept it when i started flying coz i hav to introduce myself to EVERY crew that were in the office when i was there. 'hi morning im so and so nice to meet u' walao is not that everyone will remember u lo. but for ur own safety u better do so coz u might miss out the ogk if u dint do so, and the next time u fly with them, ur life will be super miserable coz they will try their best to taruh u. and most of those ppls are with surname:马. name: 来人 . super duper gila kuasa lo thank god im now consider as 'quite' senior and know most of the ppls ad so no more this kind of life for me. but still, there are some old horse there where i still need to do so sometimes. *roll eyes until eye ball drops*

im so lazy to talk about the pros now.. update again next time..

Saturday, August 2, 2008

again.

do u believe that bad thing always comes in three ?

they're now coming out with guildlines of closing the aircraft doors. know wat ? there's one new crew fell down from the aircraft when she wanted to close the door. YES. fell down from THE BLOODY AIRCRAFT. can u imagine how painful is that ? and now the girl is currently in hospital doing her recovery but she most unlikely will back to flying coz she broke her arms and her spine.

this girl has been flew for 3 months, and i wonder how she can fell and u know AA crew is another CNN channel, there are always DAMN MANY set of stories, according to her set crew on that day, P4 was on ground doing the gate boarding, suddenly she heard something fell down from the back door and she tot that was rubbish, when she got back her sense, she found out that 'rubbish' was in red color (uniform la not blood ok) and she said 'yang u imagine her tangan semua dah bengkak bengkok nok'. WALAO SIPE GELI LO.

the height between the aircraft door and ground is like 1 and half floor high, they said she steps her foot on the stairs when she wanted to close the door and she dint know that the ramp guys is pulling the stairs underneath. but hello la, the door is super god damn heavy ok do to u expect girls to close the door like close ur bloody car's door? i even sometimes also need to step the foot on the stairs in order to 'borrow energy' to pull the door in.

today is the 2nd day of chinese's hungry ghost months, my bf told me there's already 2 big accidents happens in kl and keep on remind me dun simply say ghost story on board, wei then where is our entertainment?